i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via vinuli)
To all you lefties out there: I hate you all because I’m not one of you.
I have never met an uncool lefty, and I am surrounded by you lefties all the time (artsy/creative study) and 1/3 of my awesome friends are lefties.
makeyourownsuperhero replied to your photo: Val is definitely not allergic to me ;D
take it back.
Make me.
drinking doesnt make you cool
not drinking doesnt make you cool either
you know what makes you cool
having sex with me lets focus on that
(via lezssa)
